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All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

This week, we found out that a sex tape featuring Tupac Shakur exists, made in 1991 just five years before his fatal shooting in Las Vegas. Shakur's estate is the only entity that can release an item with the late rapper's likeness involved, and his mother Afeni Shakur is unlikely to allow a video of her dead son receiving oral sex from a female party guest to hit the market.

It's fitting, though, that even 15 years after his death we are hearing about a Shakur sex tape, considering the glut of music that his estate continued to release. From 1997 until 2006, you could expect a new Shakur album at least every holiday season.

In the clip making the rounds, Shakur is reportedly seen holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in the other, happily rapping along to his own music at a party while getting head from a groupie. Money B from Digital Underground comes by and talks and cuts up with Shakur during the act. It cuts off before intercourse - or climax - happens between the groupie and Shakur, though.

Rockers seem to be the best at recording their precious sexual moments, and the preponderance of them, especially in the '90s, probably only scratches the surface of how many other ones may exist in vaults. We can only imagine the treasures in the Spice Girls and Jamiroquai coffers.

Today it's not unusual to get a leaked picture of some poor rock star's genitals or breasts on tabloid sites. Remember when Paramore's Hayley Williams accidentally tweeted a topless photo, or the pee-pee pics of Michael Stipe just days before his band's split? Oh, another topic for another blog, friends...

We are here to rank the best rock star sex tapes - the ones that we know exist, at least. Join us, won't you?

10. Tila Tequila's Wild Girl Romp
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Two EP's and some shitty singles makes you a musician in the 21st century, right? Good.

9. Fred Durst Doing It For The Nookie
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Nobody gets too much heaven no more. It's much harder to come by.

8. Scott Stapp & Kid Rock & Groupies
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Sadly the Stappman and the Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp didn't cross swords on camera.

7. Gene Simmons Licks It Up (Ew)
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

It's gonna take more than cold gin to get this video of Simmons and this hard-luck woman out of your head.

6. The Jimi Hendrix Sexprience
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

This one was never conclusively confirmed to be Hendrix, but it still sold. It really looks like someone in the '70s just made a Hendrix porn parody with some other black dude and forgot about the footage.

 

5. Kickstart My Pants: Vince Neil, Janine And Some Other Chick
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

OK, not really. Janine is nice and all, but Neil is less than stellar in his porn debut.

4. The Mythical Jennifaa Yopez Sex Tape
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Insiders say that it's really just some ass shots and spanking of said Lopez ass by her ex-husband Ojani Noa. But in our minds, she's on the set of Selena...

3. Bret Michaels and Pamela Anderson Somehow Make Sex Look Boring
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)
2. Sex Tapes Land Indonesian Rocker In Jail
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Indonesian rock star Nazril ''Ariel'' Irham made two sex tapes, one with his girlfriend Luna Maya, and another with Cut Tari. His laptop was stolen in 2010, and the thieves leaked the two short clips online.

Indonesia's anti-pornography laws came down hard on Irham this past February and he was sentenced to three and half years in prison. All this because someone else stole his property and distributed the tapes. The court ruled that since he and the girls made the tapes, they were in a sense making porn, though they were not meant for wide consumption.

A high court rejected his appeal months later, and Irham remains in prison.

1. Pam & Tommy Make History; Popularize Large Breasts and Penises
All Eyez On Me: Rating The Best/Worst Rock & Rap Sex Tapes (NSFW)

Fucking rad.


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