Blackmarket Syndicate: The Crime of Free Speech

It's a well-known fact that most band names are essentially gobbledygook, but here at Rocks Off we're trying hard to find meaning in the oddest monikers.

Blackmarket Syndicate: The Crime of Free Speech

Every morning I drop off the Kid With One F at her daycare. As I stumble out and get ready to head into the office I often spy an SUV full of drums and bearing a Blackmarket Syndicate bumper sticker. Since personal experience has taught me that the only reason people put band stickers on their cars anymore is to remind them of the band they are currently in, it made me curious what kind of group I was allowing my kid within 50 feet.

They're punk, in case you couldn't guess by that name, which ranks a 76 percent punk, 24 percent industrial on the With One F Genre/Name Possibility Survey (Patent pending). Like most good punk bands, they've got a heavily political bent, shouting out slogans of attack at the establishment of evil, but they've managed a clarity and articulateness that makes them stand head and shoulders above so many of their colleagues.

In general, angry punk bands loudly hating what the rest of us are usually content to simply quietly seethe at are more trouble than they're worth, but there's an authentic quality to the band's expression, especially on the anthem-like "Victorious," that manages to strip away the cynicism of commercial protest. Good stuff, man.

But that name...

Blackmarket Syndicate: The Crime of Free Speech

Why the hell call a band Blackmarket Syndicate? What kind of self respecting punk band doesn't have a "The" in the name, anyway? And Blackmarket Syndicate sounds like a third-rate crime drama organization that a character played by Tom Selleck would stop by punching the leader out of a window or something.

I decided that I would stand for no such crime of a name without due explanation... I mean I asked politely because their bass player, Gaspar Hernandez, is a fucking tree of a man and I don't want to start a new career as an anal-based shoe rack.

"The band name came about from the sentiment that communicating ideas was not smiled upon in the modern world, and therefore anyone who speaks their mind is a criminal," the band shot me back in an email. "Blackmarket Syndicate is blazing your own trail and not taking the beaten path. It also means having to pay for a gallon of gas with pennies every once in a while."

Wow, that's actually the most coherent and well-thought-out band name explanation I've heard since I started this column. Most people just go with whatever they think will look good on a T-shirt and hope no one ever asks about it.

You can sort of see where BS is coming from. After all, punk is itself based in a lot of criminal culture. There are famous cases like the Sex Pistols stealing David Bowie's gear, all the way down to typical incidents of shows being shut down for riotous behavior and illegal drug use. Part of punk is being the edge against the throat of society, so why not label yourselves as outlaws of a certain type?


Nonetheless, BS was quick to reassure me that the band does not steal, though they did admit to a great deal of love for one Robin of the Hood. Whether you consider what Rob did as stealing or redistribution of wealth more fairly is probably dependent on how much Ayn Rand you've recently read.

They're also not a violent lot, though their shows seem to be typically rowdy punk affairs. Then again, Insane Clown Posse concerts look like that, too, and 99 percent of the time everyone is kosher. Electric, but kosher.

One final question was bothering me, though. Why Blackmarket Syndicate? Why not Black Market Syndicate? The melding of the first two words danced the band dangerously close to '90s douchebag rock territory, though nowhere near the capital of that land, Nickelback City.

"BLACKMARKET looked better on T-shirts than BLACK MARKET," they replied. "It's all vanity. Haha."

Sigh, Every time I think I've got a light at the end of the tunnel it ends up being a Taggart train.


Blackmarket Syndicate (n) 1. A criminal organization 2. Articulate agit-punk 3. T-shirt vanity.

Blackmarket Syndicate plays Walters Sunday, September 30 at Walter's with Cobra Skulls, Holding Onto Sound, Latch Key Kids, and the American Heist.

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