Chingo Bling: Street Fighting Man

So a few minutes ago, Abe Garza, our front desk receptionist, received a strange phone call. A robotic voice was on the other end, and it had a simple and direct message:

Hell-o. This. Is. Ching.O. Bling. They. Cant. Dee. Port. Us. All.

The Ghetto Vaquero is launching a new online community called And oh yeah, the Tamale Kingpin is also mixing it up in the streets of H-Town with the Lou Dobbs Minutemen types:

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