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Coachella's Five Funniest Craigslist Casual Encounters

Note: Coachella, Southern California's version of FPSF, is going on this weekend in the high desert outside Palm Springs. Our friends at LA Weekly and OC Weekly will be there the whole weekend and will be bringing us regular updates. This one is from OC.

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There's something undeniably erotic about Coachella. Perhaps it's the triple-digit heat that gets you hot and heavy, or maybe seeing some of your favorite bands all in one weekend gets your juices flowing. Or, most likely, you're in your twenties so you're perpetually horny by default.

But who has the time and energy to charm that cutie in front of you during the Replacements' set enough to ensure coitus? You have three short days here, so you gotta cut to the chase. Smart festivalgoers who think with their head hop on over to Craigslist for their festival, er, festivities.

Here are five of the most...interesting personal ads on the site from those looking for a little festival fuck.

5. Mom?!

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This couple looks like your parents but party like your freshman year of college. Oh, and they say they're 36, and they probably were...a decade ago.

4. Stanky-sock-tonia

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If there's one thing there's no shortage of in the desert, it's sweaty socks. Lucky for you boys, this person is willing to pay for your very own version of Stanktonia. Oh, and pictures are required, because you don't want to stick just anyone's sock in your face, amiright?

3. Don't Go Down That Road

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Because nothing says safe sex like an online ad inviting you to hookup with a stranger at a place on Shady Lane..

More hookups in the making on the next page.

 

2. An Offer He Can't Refuse

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This man should be granted sainthood. He'll smoke you out and give you a blowie for free? If he threw in a plate of bacon we'd probably wife the guy.

1. I always thought Bert and Ernie were gay?

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Oof, right in the childhood. Who would have guessed Ernie was a sex machine? We always had our money on Mr. Hooper...

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