Fluff reality show Dancing With the Stars is (shockingly) in its 11th season, which wraps up with tonight's finale. While browsing this season's "celebrity" dancers - Bristol Palin, Kurt Warner, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, etc. - we couldn't help but fantasize about out ideal musical version of the show.
It's hard to imagine these rockers offstage, let alone bedazzled in tacky spandex, but it sure is entertaining to try.
8. Skeritt Bwoy
The Bronx-based hype-man is perhaps better known as the right-hand-man to Major Lazer, the collaboration of DJs Switch and Diplo. It was his risqué live performance we witnessed at this summer's Pitchfork Festival that first caught our attention. Skeritt Bwoy brought a new meaning to the term "dirty dancing," nearly making us blush with his sexually-charged stage antics.
If there's anyone out there who could make us sit through an episode of this show, it has to be this guy... though his sexed-up moves could make him among the first voted off.
Odds of Winning: 50:1
7. Courtney Love
DWTS' ratings could soar (higher) by simply adding the antics-prone rocker to their roster. Ideally, we'd cast Love straight outta 1993, donning her signature babydoll dress, ripped stockings, and take-no-prisoners attitude. We imagine her outspoken nature and cheeky pottymouth would also make for some entertaining between-dance commentary.
Odds of Winning: 20:1