Drenched In Blog: A Torn ACL
Pray to whatever god you worship, light a candle or sacrifice a goat, because the Drenched In Blog team is leaving you to cover the Austin City Limits Music Festival in the dirty 512. We’re gonna need all the help we can get to traverse this drunken and sun-pelted weekend.
My “handler” Keith Plocek and I will be live-blogging on Saturday and Sunday during the show; by “live” we mean whenever one of us wakes up from a stupor and feels like typing. Hopefully, all the celebrities and rock stars will keep us awake with their high-wattage Hollywood glamour. Also, expect plenty of catty hatin’ on bitches and candid photos from the inside of any number of porta-johns. You were expecting witty bon mots a la Dave Barry? We work hard and we play hard.
We leave you today with a video to entice you to join us on that open road. Call in sick to work on Friday. Who cares? Paying bills is for posers. You aren’t a poser, are you? – Craig Hlavaty
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