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Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes

Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes

The website Drinkify combines your musical tastes with your booze tastes, with sometimes hilarious and dangerous results. The site does what we have been doing since we first took our first sip of the hard stuff, and that's finding the right music for your liver-killing.

Though, if you followed the generated advice of Drinkify at the Mastodon show a few weeks back and drank a few of the illicit cocktails it suggested, you may regret it after the first three days of crawling trees in Memorial Park like a kitty.

So today we plugged in some of the music we listen to daily and recorded what Drinkify suggested we sip as the each artist's sweet sounds permeated our ears. We also threw in some more milquetoast names for grins to see what it would do, considering the puniness of their music doesn't lend itself to boozing.

Each entry comes back with a few ingredients, the amounts you should use, and preparation and serving instructions. Someone start making some moonshine now, Robert Ellis' next show at Fitz is in just a few weeks.

Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes
Photo By Marc Brubaker

"The Slayer"

8 oz. Blood 8 oz. Wheatgrass juice

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.

"The Robert Ellis"

4 oz. Moonshine

Serve on rocks. Garnish with national flag.

"The Bun B"

4 oz. Cough syrup 4 oz. Bombay Sapphire Gin

Serve on rocks. Garnish with umbrella.  

Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes

"The Geto Boys"

1 oz. Gin

Serve on rocks. Stir slowly. Garnish with glowstick.

"The ZZ Top"

8 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey 8 oz. Coco López

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.

"The Lightnin' Hopkins"

2 oz. Havana Club Dark Rum 2 oz. Coco López 6 oz. Monster Energy Drink

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with cucumber.

"The Slim Thug"

6 oz. Gin

Serve neat.  

Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes

"The DeadHorse"

10 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey 10 oz. Coco López 1 oz. Talisker Scotch

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

"The Led Zeppelin"

8 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey 8 oz. Coffee

Combine in highball glass and serve.

"The Motörhead"

1 bottle Bacardi Rum 1 bottle Cranberry juice

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.

"The Justin Bieber"

8 oz. Red Bull

Serve on rocks.

"The M83"

8 oz. Water 8 oz. Iced tea

Combine in highball glass and serve.

"The Mastodon"

2 oz. LSD 2 oz. Egg 1 oz. Cognac

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Garnish with wedge of pineapple.

"The Pantera"

6 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

Serve neat. Stir quickly.

Drinking With Drinkify: Website Concocts Cocktails For You Based On Your Musical Tastes

"The Danzig"

1 PBR

Serve cold.

"The Tiny Tim"

8 oz. Sipsmith Gin 8 oz. Sweetened lime juice

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.

"The dc Talk"

2 oz. Fucking Rum

Serve neat.

"The Hayes Carll"

10 oz. Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon 10 oz. Coconut milk 8 oz. Glenmorangie Scotch

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.


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