Update (5:20 p.m.): Juggalos lament - Saturday's ICP show has been pushed back to December 6.
This weekend Rocks Off and photographer Marc Brubaker head once more into the Juggalo breach, to bathe in Faygo at the Insane Clown Posse concert Saturday night at Warehouse Live.
It's somewhat become our beat, what with last year's concert and the Juggalo Gathering we covered this past June over at Walter's on Washington. At that fateful show at Warehouse Live last October we were both, inadvertently declared honorary Juggalos by a member of the Houston Juggalos chapter.
Life hasn't been that much different since we were inducted, although we do say "bitch" more and our stomach has become larger. It's like Tim Allen in The Santa Clause - we eat more and seem to be alternately jollier and angrier. Or maybe it's just hormones.
Anyhow, we compiled a list of what a few of music's biggest and/or most infamous icons would look like as Juggalos, along with their Juggalo names. Blondie doesn't sound that ninja, and neither does Bob Dylan. They both sound like some bullshit bitch names.
See, bitch? Now read this motherfucking blog and shit. Whoop Whoop!
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