Rocks Off is a little slow getting started this morning, because we're still shaking off the effects of the extraterrestrial satellite that fell to Earth in the vicinity of 610 and Kirby Wednesday night. The humanoids who came out - two squads; a trio and a quartet - seemed to be very interested in love. If you have any further information, please email us. Otherwise, get on your boots - it's going to be a bumpy morning.
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