So, Andy Warhol and Kenneth Anger were just chillin' in Hell (like they do), when suddenly they thought it would be pretty cool to come back and throw a party. So they contacted Olivia Newton-John, who is really a Satanic cult leader with laser-light manipulation abilities, and she raised them from the dead. Then they went and broke Michael Alig out of jail, who proceeded to fund their evil entertainment with a workout video featuring King Diamond. Completely energized by having their blood replaced with glitter and caught in the thrall of Newton-John's sheer white, nippletastic robe, they were completely helpless when the Buns of Steel vampires attacked.
Either that, or Goldfrapp's got a new single out. Really, it could be either one.
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