Graphic: When Festival Booking Goes Too Far
Yes, this is the real Jazz Fest 2011 poster, and that's really Jimmy Buffett.
Every spring, New Orleans puts on something called the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. But as Jazz Fest has grown more and more popular, the headlining acts have had less and less to do with jazz or New Orleans heritage; this year, headliners include Kid Rock, Bon Jovi, Jimmy Buffett and, of course, recent Album of the Year winners Arcade Fire.
Inviting artists like that to your Jazz & Heritage Festival is sort of like holding something called the Ragtime and Bonzo Skiffle-palooza and inviting Metallica. It just doesn't gel. Which led us to imagine: what if other well-known music festivals invited acts that didn't quite fit their theme?
Why, it might look something like...
Photo illustrations by John Seaborn Gray/click images to enlarge
American Folk Festival: Much like the Jazz & Heritage Festival, this year's American Folk Festival will be featuring just about everything but folk music, although we hear Iron Maiden's Dave Murray plays a mean banjo.
Kelsea Ballerini - The First Time Tour
TicketsWed., Dec. 14, 7:00pm
MIX 96.5 Not So Silent Night with Train and Fitz & the Tantrums
TicketsThu., Dec. 15, 8:00pm
Flosstradamus - Hi Def Youth Tour 2016
TicketsFri., Dec. 16, 8:00pm
TicketsSun., Dec. 18, 8:00pm
Back In Black
TicketsThu., Dec. 22, 7:00pm
Pitchfork Music Festival: This year's Pitchfork Music Festival consists entirely of bands so new and cutting-edge, they haven't even been formed yet.
Glastonbury: Once a haven for independent and innovative artists, Glastonbury's 2011 line-up seems a little bit past its prime.
Inferno Music Festival: Oslo's Inferno Music Festival is typically a showcase for death metal's most brutal Cookie Monster shriekers, although this year they seem to be taking a somewhat different approach. We hope they're well-stocked on hair spray.
South By Southwest: Some people have been saying that SXSW has gotten way too big and completely lost its original independent spirit. We say if rags-to-riches YouTube sensation Justin Bieber doesn't symbolize Austin's own plucky DIY vibe, then who does?
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