Intergalactic Dance Party

They may live around the corner. They may come from a tiny town in the Midwest. They may live out in East Dallas where he coaches Little League while she designs baby clothes. But more than likely though, they live inside an dry ice block on the planet WTF?! surrounded by eunuchs wearing ski masks that chant the script from the movie Phat Girlz during each Wiccan holiday. So you just sit there all comfy in front of your laptop and be rest assured that the intergalactic dance police are on the beat.

-- Craig Hlavaty


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