Only Google Knows Musicians' Darkest Secrets
Have you ever Googled something only to find that their autofill feature suggests some really strange stuff? This has been the source of Tumblr blogs and memes alike. It has also been the reason many a person has lost faith in humanity, seeing ridiculous questions on obvious subjects. Just type "why" in there for maximum hilarity.
I decided to check out what some of the suggestions were for some of the more popular musicians around. If you've ever read YouTube comments on their videos, you'd know that people can come up with the absolute dumbest ideas and questions about musicians, and thankfully Google didn't disappoint.
"Justin's REAL number this time, not one of those fake ones! Ugh!"
Brian Eno... isn't dead? Even if he were, you might want to examine the nature of the human life cycle before asking that question.
Oh, come on. That's just mean.
I didn't really think Justin Bieber did eat poop, but since you planted the idea in my head, I'm giggling like a 12 year old.
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Good to know Katy doesn't know how to play the flute, just in case anyone was wondering.
More autofilled-in wisdom on the next page.
He isn't just a table, he's the table.
2 Chainz is called 2 Chainz because he has two chains on. Get it?
Why is it always about what Jay Z doesn't do? Did you ever think about the things he does do for us?
Every time a child wonders why Michael Jackson turned white, an angel gets its wings.
Rarely is the question asked, is our Prince learning?
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