Why should I go out with you?

No. 1: Psychopathic wordplay, schizophrenic flow / I guess it's safe to say I got schizophrenic dough.

No. 2: I'm a pimp, not a simp / Like ice in my drink / And I don't think twice or blink / 'cuz I'm focused rollin' in the whitest mink / Like I'm a polar bear / Let down my hair / Get jazzy on a bitch like Fred Astaire.

No. 3: My life's legendary / If I wrote down all in a book, it would be very scary / What you know, 16 Beemers and Benzes / Rope chain down to my dick / The beef looks tremendous.

What would an evening with you be like?

No. 1: Put the pound game on her, hit her from the back / I'm young and thuggin', I don't give a fuck / He can make love to you, I'm-a beat it up.

No. 2: Toss ya like a fruit salad, strawberry-grape ya / They ball when they can and I'm ballin' by nature.

No. 3: Net worth put the tool in the skirt / Which you fools know about gettin' head in reverse / About clockin' grips, and coppin' whips?

WhatÕs your biggest fault?

No. 1: Run through a hundred grand watching Matlock.

No. 2: I'm so vain, it's a problem / It ain't a stain on these Pradas / I'm just bein' modest.

No. 3: Splash your lungs right in front of your kids / I'm a basket case / Don't ever give this bastard space / Or I'm-a have your ass erased.

What kind of life would you offer me?

No. 1: Eat at Spun dinners four times a week / Bucket of crab legs / Slick had the lobsters / I'm the real deal these other niggaz impostors.

No. 2: I can take that dirt and turn that shit glitter / I leave the work wit' her, yeah, she my baby sitter / And if I find out she stealin' for realer, I'm-a kill her.

No. 3: Rollin' with me could only get you fast cars and / Fuck-mad bitches and dine amongst the stars / But we gettin' mad chav in the life we live / MTV's comin' over just to feel my crib.

WhatÕs your philosophy on life?

No. 1: A hard head make a soft ass / And hard white it gets you straight cash.

No. 2: Money, money, money is my intuition / Money over bitches / Such an easy decision.

No. 3: Hustlin' is the key to success / Money is the key to sex / The life is gettin' cash, drinkin' mo', gettin' blessed.

Which did you choose? No. 1, Young Jeezy; No. 2, Lil' Wayne; or No. 3, Fat Joe?