Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Keith "That's Not A Knife" Urban
Date: March 16 Name: Keith Urban AKA: "The Betty Ford Center Presents..." Genre: Aussie country Best Known Song(s): "Somebody Like You," "You'll Think of Me," "No Really, I Loved Days of Thunder " Key Demographic: Women looking for concrete proof that they can change their man, people who mistakenly think "Keith Urban" is an R&B singer's name Previous HLSR Appearances: 2005, 2009 Houston Connections, If Any: None that we can find, though Houston is a lot like Australia, minus the beautiful scenery and deadly animal life.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: The Thorn Birds , Aussie™ brand styling gel, "Bart vs. Australia" Odds of Wearing a Hat: Zilch Because He/She's Bald? Nicole Kidman doesn't do bald guys, but that hairline is riding a little high these days Odds of Onstage Injury: Only if someone tries to initiate the "That's not a knife" scene from Crocodile Dundee with him Odds of Mrs. Keith Urban Being Present: About the same as Tom Cruise being in attendance
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