"The Media Assassin"...sorry, that'sHarry AllenGenre:
Latter Day countryBest Known Song(s):
"Man to Man," "Nothing On But the Radio," "If You Don't Know Me By Now"Key Demographic:
Dallas Cowboys fans (sorry, that'sLarry Allen
), DC Comics enthusiasts (sorry, that'sBarry Allen
)Previous HLSR Appearances:
1997, 2009Houston Connections, If Any:
Like Houston's terrain, Allan is mostly flat and unchallengingIf You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like:
Plain yogurt, shortbread cookies, unflavored ice milkOdds of Wearing a Hat:
Not veryBecause He/She's Bald?
Allan's spiky-haired 'do is what you'd get if Dane Cook had Keith Urban's hairline. He'll still go hatless though.Odds of Onstage Injury:
>10%: Allan is pretty wiry, we imagine he can take a fall
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"Didn't he used tocommand the 104th Infantry Division