Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide:
Larry Harry Barry Terry Gary Allan
Date: March 17 Name: Gary Allan AKA: "The Media Assassin"...sorry, that's Harry Allen Genre: Latter Day country Best Known Song(s): "Man to Man," "Nothing On But the Radio," "If You Don't Know Me By Now" Key Demographic: Dallas Cowboys fans (sorry, that's Larry Allen ), DC Comics enthusiasts (sorry, that's Barry Allen ) Previous HLSR Appearances: 1997, 2009 Houston Connections, If Any: Like Houston's terrain, Allan is mostly flat and unchallenging
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Plain yogurt, shortbread cookies, unflavored ice milk Odds of Wearing a Hat: Not very Because He/She's Bald? Allan's spiky-haired 'do is what you'd get if Dane Cook had Keith Urban's hairline. He'll still go hatless though. Odds of Onstage Injury: >10%: Allan is pretty wiry, we imagine he can take a fall Any Other Cheap Jokes at the Expense of His Generic Name? "Didn't he used to command the 104th Infantry Division ?"
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