Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Tim McGraw
"That Lucky Bastard"Genre:
Sports countryBest Known Song(s):
"Don't Take The Girl," "Live Like You Were Dying," "Dude, Have You Checked Out my Wife?"Key Demographic:
Mets fans, arena-football aficionados, Democrats looking for a counter to Toby KeithPrevious HLSR Appearances:
1996-97, 2003, 2008Houston Connections, If Any:
Yeah. Houston loves anybody namedMcGraw If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like:
Styx's "The Best of Times," Sandra Bullock movies, one size too small T-shirtsOdds of Wearing a Hat:
100%Because He/She's Bald?
Oh yeah.Odds of Onstage Injury:
Only if he and Kenny Chesney get drunk and try tosteal another horse
. We don't take too kindly to that here.Can You Really "Live Like You Were Dying"?
Maybe if you spent every day committing grand larceny, downing massive numbers of intoxicants, and fucking anything with a pulse. We're not sure that's the message McGraw was going for, however.[Ed. Note: Shame.]