Rocks Off's Ultra-Hip Rodeo Concert Guide: Jason Aldean
Date: March 15
Name: Jason Aldean
AKA: "Jason Aldine"
Best Known Song(s): "My Kinda Party," "Big Green Tractor," "Dirt Road Anthem"
Key Demographic: Guys who know their way around a Mach3, folks who can't afford to sew up holes in their jeans and have likely never driven an actual tractor
Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2010-11
Houston Connections, If Any: Dolphin aficionado Aldean could probably find some aquatic amusement at the Downtown Aquarium.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Tractor pulls, mud wrestling, the films of Krzysztof Kieslowski...no, wait.
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 100 percent.
Because He/She's Bald? Not yet.
Odds of Onstage Injury: If his CMT Crossroads collaborator Bryan Adams shows up, Rocks Off might end up throwing a Molotov cocktail at the stage.
Odds of Bryan Adams Showing Up: Probably pretty low, thankfully.
Get the Music Newsletter
Keep your thumb on the local music scene with music features, additional online music listings and show picks. We'll also send special ticket offers and music promotions available only to our Music Newsletter subscribers.