Date: March 2
Name: John Legend
AKA: "Smoove J"*
Genre: Music to take your pants off to
* Fine, we made that up.
Best Known Song(s): "Save Room," "Ordinary People," various collaborations with Kanye and Hoots the Owl.
Key Demographic: Lovers of loving love
Previous HLSR Appearances: 2008
Houston Connections, If Any: Patronized the Hat Store on his last Rodeo visit.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Long walks on the beach, Dr. Zhivago, and enjoying the company of that special lady.
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 50 percent
Because He/She's Bald? He sported one during his last HLSR appearance, but maybe he's "evolved" past them.
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Odds of Onstage Injury: Doubtful, barring accidentally slamming his fingers in piano.
Odds of Rocks Off Making Cheap Jokes About Him: We admit, we're a JL fan. Don't worry, we'll be back to the smart-assery next week.