Rocks Off's Ultra-Hip Rodeo Concert Guide: Kid Rock
Photo by Marco Torres
Date: February 29
Name: Kid Rock
AKA: "Bob Ritchie"
Genre: Mullet rap
Sabrina Carpenter: The De-Tour
TicketsSun., Jul. 30, 7:00pm
I Love The 90's: The Party Continues Tour
TicketsSun., Jul. 30, 7:30pm
2 Chainz - Pretty Girls Like Trap Music Tour 2017
TicketsFri., Aug. 4, 7:00pm
TicketsSat., Aug. 5, 8:00pm
Summer Slaughter Tour
TicketsMon., Aug. 7, 2:00pm
Best Known Song(s): "All Summer Long," "Bawitdaba," "Ladies and gentlemen, Mitt Romney!"
Key Demographic: Do you have KC HiLites on your jeep? Do you wear wifebeaters unironically?
Previous HLSR Appearances: 2011
Houston Connections, If Any: Plays ZZ Top's "Tush" in concert. Billy Gibbons is from/lives in Houston. Works for us.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Uncle Kracker, "barely legal" pornography, American football and French fries.
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 1,000 percent
Because He/She's Bald? He's a cowboy. Hadn't you heard?
Odds of Onstage Injury: Only if any livestock present become offended at his taking the name of the Bullgod in vain.
Odds of Barely Contained Cleavage: 38DD percent