Rocks Off's Ultra-Hip Rodeo Concert Guide: Lady Antebellum
If that ain't country/I'll wax your 'stache.
Date: March 1
Name: Lady Antebellum
AKA: "Starland Country Band"
Genre: Elevator twang
Best Known Song(s): "Need You Now," "Just A Kiss," "Here We Go"...oh sorry, that was the Fresh Beat Band.
Key Demographic: Harlequin romance readers, Garnier Fructis aficionados
Previous HLSR Appearances: 2009-11
Houston Connections, If Any: "Need You Now" is in power rotation on Sunny 99.1 FM and in dentists' offices across the city.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Velveeta sandwiches with mayonnaise. On Wonder Bread.
Odds of Wearing a Hat:
Because He/She's Bald? Would you cover those gorgeous heads of hair?
Odds of Onstage Injury: Low. Satan rarely calls in a favor before the beneficiaries of his infernal pacts fall on hard times.
Odds of Spontaneous Audience Narcolepsy: 75 perzzzz...
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