Date: March 14
Name: The Band Perry
AKA: "No, Not Katy Perry"
Genre: Nashvegas
Best Known Song(s): "If I Die Young," "You Lie," "All Your Life"
Key Demographic: Rural tweens, Minivan moms, people who have never heard of David Allan Coe.
Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2012 will be their debut performance.
Houston Connections, If Any: Perry Homes (no relation) builds a lot of houses around here.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Branson, MO, Kate Hudson movies, Precious Moments
Odds of Wearing a Hat: Oh, please.
Because He/She's Bald? We wish. Those two brothers have the worst hair since the Bay City Rollers.
Odds of Onstage Injury: We won't be that lucky.
Odds of This Being One of the 2012 HLSR's Biggest Crowds: Depressingly high.
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