Setting the Scene

Of course, a humongous outdoor festival like ACL is as much about the parade of sweat-soaked, under-dressed humanity as it is about the bands. With that in mind, here's just a brief look around Austin's Zilker Park this afternoon.

This guy wanted me to chug my Lone Star tall boy so he could turn in a bag of cans for a shirt. And I obliged. What? I'm not made of stone. More after the jump...

Jesus Christ........(smashing head against table, spilling vodka on two thousand dollar Mac Pro.)

Setting the Scene

"Cheer up, Mr. Swamp-Ass. We got you covered. We won't make your ten dollar cheeseburger till you order it."

Setting the Scene

Dun-Dun-Dun, another Austin hipster bites the dust.

Setting the Scene

Somewhere in Denmark there is an entire fetish magazine solely dedicated to guys like this. Or maybe just this one guy by himself.

Setting the Scene

God, I hope this is a band.

Setting the Scene

You know, if chicks can get away with wearing a damn bikini to an outdoor show, why can't pale ginger kids? It's a hideously delicious double standard.

There's some GOOD orange acid going around. -- Craig Hlavaty

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