Texans-Chargers: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets From Last Night's Game
I am completely amazed that Kubiak even attempted a fake punt— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 10, 2013
Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.
Same as we did last season, last night Rocks Off perused Twitter during Monday's ulcer-inducing game against the unlikeliest of titans -- the goddamn San Diego Chargers -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
10. Bun B, to open
Ain't that a bitch.— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) September 10, 2013
9. Slim Thug. Not Texans-related, but "Come Down" is the best Slim song in years. It's perfect.
Coming down on iTunes http://t.co/5l7PZkLpvm— slim thug (@slimthugga) September 10, 2013
8. Jack Freeman, who's not a rapper but gets included here because he played college football so he kind of knows his shit.
That's how the fuck you play football
Bitch— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 10, 2013
7. Dante Higgins. Wrong game. Sorry. Vick was on it yesterday, though.
Vick!!!!!!— HIG (@DanteHiggins) September 9, 2013
6. Carl Spivey, America's Greatest Athlete
Texans down 3 touchdowns and they come out running smmfh— Sr8TexansHomie (@DaRealMrC) September 10, 2013
5. One Hunnidt
No Cowboys fans at Sonic please— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 10, 2013
More tweets on the next page.
4. Delo. Wrong game, but still: ahahahahahaahhahahaha
RG3 looks like a grown up Losing Isaiah— DeLorean (@iAmDelorean) September 10, 2013
3. A million Manti Teo jokes
Manti Teo isn't playing bc his girlfriend promised she'd bring his pads to the game— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 10, 2013
2. Bun B, (almost) to close
1. Jett I. Masstyr. During the bad part of the game. Perfect.
Go fuck yourself San Diego -Ron Burgandy #BullsOnParade— DARTH FADER (@HBJMRR) September 10, 2013
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