The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and money by just directing the curious to the Twitter accounts of Houston’s most notorious rappers. Keeping a tradition alive, we’ve once again collected some of the most insightful Tweets these artists/Texans fans shared on game day. Here’s how they saw Week 1’s too-little-too-late loss 27-20 to the Kansas City Chiefs:
10. Hope Springs Eternal
LETS GO TEXANS!!!!!! THE TRILL IS BACK!!!! THE TRILL IS BACK!!!!!!! Football is officially back!!!!! https://t.co/Ogu7bp8447
— OG Mr.C (@OGMrC) September 13, 2015
9. We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Football Reality
Brian Hoyer came out the damn GATE throwing picks... Deep in our territory
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 13, 2015
8. One For the Record Books: The First Kicker To Miss An Extra Point From The 15-Yard Line Will Always Be a Texan #rulechange #FatRandy
Fat Fuckin randy.....
Some of a bitch
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 13, 2015
7. The Ghost of Football Past Refuses to Haunt NRG Stadium
Early morning thinking about the first game of @HoustonTexans football season! #GoTexans #BullsOnParade pic.twitter.com/HIC7tx88vL
— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) September 13, 2015
6. The Boo Birds Already Flying South For the Winter
I would be booing too https://t.co/i0Co99rdYu
— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) September 13, 2015
5. Keepin' It Grill
i just gotta grill the pain away
— DJ AudiTory (@DJAudiTory) September 13, 2015
4. It's Not Just the QB...
Offensive line can fuck up a wet dream
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 13, 2015
3. But, Mostly It's the QB
Ryan Mallett is on the sideline playing candy crush on the mircosoft surface tablet. Shit is just crazy.
— DJ AudiTory (@DJAudiTory) September 13, 2015
2. Course: Quarterback Controversy 101. Instructor: Professor O'Brien
It's just…a little too late. *jojo voice* “@HoustonTexans: Ryan Mallett is now under center for the #Texans.”
— DJ AudiTory (@DJAudiTory) September 13, 2015
1. Could Be Another Half-Baked Season, Y'all
Fcuk you fuck you fuck you...Watts cool...fcuk you I'm out. https://t.co/87CJG68OuW
— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) September 13, 2015

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