The Best Things Overheard at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2014 (NSFW)

From a chalkboard that asked, "What does Texas mean to you?"
From a chalkboard that asked, "What does Texas mean to you?"
Photo by Cory Garcia

"Hey do you want a Red Bull?" "No thanks." "It has vodka in it." "Okay."

"Let me know if you're gonna do something stupid so I can record it and post it online for karma"

"I think that girl just touched Ginuwine's junk!"EXPAND
"I think that girl just touched Ginuwine's junk!"
Photo by Marco Torres

"Dude! There's still a whole hour left of this! That's awesome!"

-- Spectator during the World Air Sex Championships

"I wanna see them get nasty. Then get even nastier! And them get nice, you know, just to keep things interesting."

-- Judge during the World Air Sex Championships
It's not every day you see someone keeping it real with B L A C K I E in Austin, but this warmed my Houston heart.
It's not every day you see someone keeping it real with B L A C K I E in Austin, but this warmed my Houston heart.
Photo by Corey Deiterman

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"The guys in Glassjaw would probably freak out if they heard they were somebody's favorite band, not just another band people kind of like."

"Where is love now? Babadabababa."

-- after the Blood Brothers' set, I heard at least five people walking around the festival still chanting this lyric from "Cecilia and the Silhouette Saloon."

"You think you're too old for this pit? These two are my kids."

-- man who had been moshing to the Blood Brothers like a maniac, while gesturing to two teenagers behind him
"Why and how is Nas playing BEFORE Girl Talk? It should be the other way around."EXPAND
"Why and how is Nas playing BEFORE Girl Talk? It should be the other way around."
Photo by Marco Torres

"So, did you just come from a wedding?"

-- Couple wondering why someone was wearing a full suit to see Lovelife

"I don't believe you that that's how you're supposed to say Jehu"

-- during an intense discussion of the career of Rocket from the Crypt guitarist John Reis
Don't worry too much about Masada. He's paid to bleed.
Don't worry too much about Masada. He's paid to bleed.
Photo by Cory Garcia

"It's no WWE." "It's still entertaining enough to drink a beer and watch."

-- pair of friends discovering the magic of Anarchy Championship Wrestling
"I'm gonna jump over the barrier and climb onto the stage! What's the worst that could happen?" -- Drunk 2 Chainz fanEXPAND
"I'm gonna jump over the barrier and climb onto the stage! What's the worst that could happen?" -- Drunk 2 Chainz fan
Photo by Marco Torres
Banana Man gives no fucks that Halloween is over.
Banana Man gives no fucks that Halloween is over.
Photo by Corey Deiterman
"Oh, there's a dude up there?! Cool! I thought it was just music and awesome visuals" -- A new Flying Lotus fanEXPAND
"Oh, there's a dude up there?! Cool! I thought it was just music and awesome visuals" -- A new Flying Lotus fan
Photo by Marco Torres
Boyfriend created a new dance and went into the crowd to show how it's done. Story continues on the next page.
Boyfriend created a new dance and went into the crowd to show how it's done.
Story continues on the next page.
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Photo by Cory Garcia

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Wiz Khalifa's fans definitely said some funny shit this year.EXPAND
Wiz Khalifa's fans definitely said some funny shit this year.
Photo by Marco Torres

"Oh hell naw, bitch! I've been here since 11am! Bye Felicia!

-- Angry Wiz Khalifa fan standing her ground

"Dang! Do you smell that? Where is it coming from?" "Wiz Khalifa's bus."

"There's no one even any good playing today." "Wiz Khalifa is playing." "That's true." "Wiz counts as like two or three good bands." "Lets not push it that far."

-- Scalper trying to convince someone that $80 is totally acceptable for a Sunday ticket
The strangest thing I've ever seen fly through the air in a crowd at a music festival, topped only by the hilarious look on the face of the man who made the clutch catch of it, only to drop it in horror immediately after.
The strangest thing I've ever seen fly through the air in a crowd at a music festival, topped only by the hilarious look on the face of the man who made the clutch catch of it, only to drop it in horror immediately after.
Photo by Corey Deiterman
Really, all we are as humans is a series of tubes.
Really, all we are as humans is a series of tubes.
Photo by Cory Garcia

"Who's Wayne Gretzky?"

-- Someone who clearly hasn't watched enough ProStars growing up
Upon finding the disemboweled pinata, this man had truly completed his quest for the perfect festival costume.
Upon finding the disemboweled pinata, this man had truly completed his quest for the perfect festival costume.
Photo by Corey Deiterman
"Holy crap...Killer Mike looks about a second away from having a heart attack!"
"Holy crap...Killer Mike looks about a second away from having a heart attack!"
Photo by Marco Torres

"Sun Kil Moon, suck my dick!"

-- an entire crowd led in choral repetition by Run the Jewels, who played opposite of Sun Kil Moon's quiet acoustic set
And this is why you don't get in to barbed-wire death matches when you have long hair.
And this is why you don't get in to barbed-wire death matches when you have long hair.
Photo by Cory Garcia

"Oh shit, it's the long-lost Culkin brother." "I don't know, it looks more like the dude from Deerhunter. The one with Marfan syndrome."

Reported by Corey Deiterman, Cory Garcia and Marco Torres

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