"Look at all these cheeks just hanging out!"
"I met my ex-boyfriend to get my ticket and he ripped it up right in front of me!"
"That there's a puddle makes it suspicious"
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"Only half your face freaks me out"
It seemed that security at the main stage was constantly telling the same girls to get down off of peoples' shoulders.
"I love Crystal Castles" "You know they broke up last week, right?" "I'm going to go in the corner and cry now."
"Okay...I need another beer before I get sober again"
"I wonder how many dead batteries there will be tonight"
The funny thing about how many Deadmauses were walking around: these people were not dressed up as Deadmaus for Halloween. They were truly just repping a DJ who wasn't there, except for the guy whose helmet was made out of a pumpkin. Now that takes some balls.
- Day of the Dead/Sugar Skulls (seemed most prevalent this year)
- Sugar Daddy
- Ryu from Street Fighter
- Eric Cartman
- Jake from State Farm
"Just tell her I'm drunk and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Just tell her."
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A guy had a little brown blow-up doll attached to a pole, and would reach across the center barricade to tap unsuspecting people. Their surprised reactions were always funny.
Of every fest we have ever attended, this one was exceptional at staying on schedule, without any lulls or dead time. The app's lineup feature didn't make much sense before the festival started, but once there, it was incredible: a moving ticker that said which stage each artist would be, how many minutes were left in each set, and how many minutes until the next. Extremely accurate and very effective; massive kudos to your IT guy, Something Wicked.
Security staff distributing bottles of water to the crowd. If you have ever been stuck in the middle of a packed venue not wanting to lose your spot, you can definitely appreciate this move.
"You'd think if they didn't want people to drink and drive they'd make it easier to get a cab"
"That's the future of our country right there"
Reported by Selena Dieringer, Cory Garcia and Jack Gorman
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