"Gary Coleman for governor. Whatchoo talkin' bout, Davis?"
Dude at Junip: "I was smoking a cigar, I left in the seat and it burned a whole in the upholstry."
Friend of dude: "Nooooooooo??!?!"
Dude: "Ya man, sucks."
"You really fucking vagina-punched me!"
"They're still playing that same song"
"ACL weekend! Fuck it! YOLO!"
"We oughta just buy, like, a fuckin' $20 bag"
"I wanted to sit on that girl so bad"
"We're gonna stay here and watch the [Texas-OU] game"
Spotted: Woman excitedly punching her boyfriend on the arm after a fourth-quarter Texas sack near the OU goal line, with Horns up 36-13
"What time is that?"
"If Dragonflies had ears they'd instantly explode anytime they came near these speakers. The soul would blow them the fuck up"
"No, a Carnival cruise. You'd be surprised how good the food is"
"We need to go to a filling station"
"It's good for hangovers and shit"
Lady 1 leaving HAIM: "I have seen the people I wanted to see"
Lady 2 leaving HAIM: "Well, we could watch the Cure"
"You know who likes the Verve Pipe? This guy."
"No one wants to go in the middle [bag-search] lanes because of the sun"
"Balls in the face"
"Born to fish forced to work"
"Do you have any water? Do you have any water?"
"It's so hooooooot, It's so hot"
"People started coming to this like it's Bonnarroo"
#aclfashion: Matching his-and-hers Superman/Batman capes
"That almost sounds like a sitar"
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"All right. I liked that."
"This is one of their classic songs"
"Nels, you brought the Sun down"
"This song is called Adam Levine and it's about Adam Levine"
"I'll trade you Drew Brees for RG3"
"Keep the banana going!!!"
"And are you drunk?"
"OMG, I can't wait for Kendrick Lamar!"
"Bitch, don't kill my vibe"
"That was the worst thing I've ever seen"
"I already had a good burrito. We're from Canada, so we don't get those"
"The third day of ACL fest has been cancelled"
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