MORE

The Best Things We Overheard at Fun Fun Fun Fest

Now those are a couple of keep-drinking outfits.
Now those are a couple of keep-drinking outfits.
Photos by Marco Torres

"This is keep-drinking food!"

-- A guy really excited that we both had pizza

"He kind of looks like a Nazi. I find it oddly attractive."

"I wanna do something entertaining."

-- An eight-year-old to her dad after about ten seconds of The Chromatics' cover of "Into The Black." Kids these days.

REWIND: The Best Things at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2013

"That's going to be real hard to follow up."

-- Glass Candy's Johnny Jewel on the burden of taking the stage after a Taco Cannon, a cannon that shoots tacos
The Best Things We Overheard at Fun Fun Fun Fest

"That is crap. That is not good. That is poison."

- Someone trying to stop a friend from eating a Twinkie

"You can't wear furry boots to shoot skeet? What kind of America is this?"

-- Twin Shadow wore boots to shoot skeet, but his instructor wasn't impressed

Bro A: "See that sombrero over there? I want that one." Bro B: "I've seen bigger."

(Different) Bro A: "Where did those bitches go?" Bro B: "I don't know." Bro A: "Fuck 'em. Its just you and me now, buddy."

More random quotes on the next page.

 

The Best Things We Overheard at Fun Fun Fun Fest

"Is he saying 'Biggie' or 'piggy'?

-- during Snoop Dogg's cover of Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize"

REWIND: The Not So Fun Side of Fun Fun Fun Fest 2013

"I already spent like $50 on drinks today, wtf?!"

"Button your shirt, too much titties showing!"

"Hey, where you going. I wanna get a beer, dammit!"

"I just pissed all over my hands."

-- #FestivalProblemz

Death-metal versions of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Stars" and the ABC song while waiting for Slayer.

ROCKS OFF'S GREATEST HITS

The Ask Willie D Archives Top 10 Bars, Clubs & Ice Houses On the Northside Top 10 Bars, Clubs & Ice Houses In the Galleria Area The 10 Lamest Bands of the '90s



Sponsor Content

Newsletters

All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >