Welcome to The Rocks Off 200, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community -- a lot more than just musicians, but of course they're in there too. See previous entries in the Rocks Off 100 at this link.
Who? Jo Bird is a violist from Pasa-Get-Down-Dena who has been rockin' up a ruckus with various musical projects in Houston for about 12 years now, including Two Star Symphony, Sean Reefer and the Resin Valley Boys, Hank Schyma and the Southern Backtones and I Am Mesmer, plus various others throughout the years. Her newest project, Fiddle Witch and the Demons of Doom, has finally come to life and will be casting some heavy music at Rudyard's Wednesday night.
Home Base: "H-Town inspires me," Bird says via email. "No matter if I'm living in a slanted efficiency that over looks Poison Girl's ever-entertaining parking lot, a warehouse with no windows but great acoustics, at peace in a beautiful haunted old hospital built over thousands of graves, there is something in the air here that extracts musical compositions from me with ease."
Why Do You Stay In Houston? "It's affordable and I love the talented, cool community I'm involved with," she offers. "This town has treated me very well and I make decent money composing/performing music all over. Until I am able to live through out the years in Norway, New York and Naples I am happy to call Houston my home base. Plus there is Lone Star Beer everywhere."
Good War Story: "Baby snakes invaded my fiddle outside of Huntsville in the country once," says Bird. "I had to entice them out with a dead cockroach."
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Music Scene Pet Peeve: "If I have to pick one, it's this: male musicians that do not view or treat female musicians as an equal," she says. "Especially in some of the music stores around town. I've seen it and experienced it time and time again. Once at Guitar Center I was checking out a resonator guitar and some ass that worked there was convinced I liked it because it was shiny.
"Luckily all the men I regularly work with in the scene treat me and my women cronies in music equal and with much respect," adds Bird. "I'll stick to Beau Beasley at Rockin' Robin, thank you very much!"
Five Desert Island Discs: "I think this would be a good collection for wearing a coconut bra and eating lizards on a stick," figures Bird:
- Grails, Burning Off Impurities
- Taraf de Haidouks, self-titled
- Sideshow Tramps, "any album"
- Hank Williams, 40 Greatest Hits
- Biber, The Mystery Sonatas
Best Show Ever: Bird lists several: "Two Star Symphony's live original score to the silent film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari at the Museum of Fine Arts to a sold-out, overpacked performance in the (badass) Brown Theatre; I Am Mesmer playing to a sea of dancing rowdy fans downstairs Fitz Thanksgiving day; Fiddle Witch and the Demons of Doom's upcoming show at Rudz. (Many secret spells will be cast into your brain.)"
Besides the world première of Fiddle Witch and the Demons of Doom -- Bird on electric viola; Spike the Percussionist on drums; and Geoffrey Muller on bass -- tomorrow at Rudz with openers Morgue City, Bird says Two Star Symphony Orchestra will premiere their new symphony based on the seven deadly sins at 14 Pews in November: "Don't stay at home and watch T.V.!!!" she urges.
See the rest of the Rocks Off 200, and the Rocks Off 100's 2013 alumni, on the next page.
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