Texans BIIITCH
— slim thug (@slimthugga) September 15, 2013
Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.
Same as we did last season, yesterday Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's silly game against the most accidental of titans -- the goddamn Tennessee Titans -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
Go nuts.
10. One Hunnidt, unofficial seafood-restaurant critic.Bullock owe Hopskins dinner at Papadeaux. The hood one on 610
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 15, 2013
I live two minutes from Hood Pappadeaux. I can corroborate its qualifier.
9. Jack Freeman, as Andre Johnson lay on the field and my whole world stopped8. One HunnidtSecond, Andre is fucked right now
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 15, 2013
7. Jett I. Masstyr, measured as alwaysAnd when the hell Ed Reed going to play? I used to think he stopped shaving because it was cold in Baltimore. Nope, he just dont give a damn
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 15, 2013
6. Chingo BlingWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? THIS KICKER MAN OH MAN YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH!
— DARTH FADER (@HBJMRR) September 15, 2013
5. DeloWatchin this amazing texans game... raspa time... half tamarindo... half watermelon... it go down... http://t.co/7Evt3Tj7HK
— Chingo Bling (@ChingoBling) September 15, 2013
@djwallysparks we taking over for the 99 and the 2000.
— DeLorean (@iAmDelorean) September 15, 2013
Any reference to early-era Cash Money Records earns automatic placement.
More delirious tweets on the next page.
