Titans-Texans: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets From Sunday's Game
Texans BIIITCH— slim thug (@slimthugga) September 15, 2013
Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.
Same as we did last season, yesterday Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's silly game against the most accidental of titans -- the goddamn Tennessee Titans -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
10. One Hunnidt, unofficial seafood-restaurant critic.
Bullock owe Hopskins dinner at Papadeaux. The hood one on 610— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 15, 2013
I live two minutes from Hood Pappadeaux. I can corroborate its qualifier.
9. Jack Freeman, as Andre Johnson lay on the field and my whole world stopped
Second, Andre is fucked right now— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 15, 2013
8. One Hunnidt
And when the hell Ed Reed going to play? I used to think he stopped shaving because it was cold in Baltimore. Nope, he just dont give a damn— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 15, 2013
7. Jett I. Masstyr, measured as always
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? THIS KICKER MAN OH MAN YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH!— DARTH FADER (@HBJMRR) September 15, 2013
6. Chingo Bling
Watchin this amazing texans game... raspa time... half tamarindo... half watermelon... it go down... http://t.co/7Evt3Tj7HK— Chingo Bling (@ChingoBling) September 15, 2013
@djwallysparks we taking over for the 99 and the 2000.— DeLorean (@iAmDelorean) September 15, 2013
Any reference to early-era Cash Money Records earns automatic placement.
More delirious tweets on the next page.
4. Beatking, being Beatking
Do u change ya music when u drive on church ground or do u keep jamming yo gotti?— CLUBGOD AMEN! (@BEATKINGKONG) September 15, 2013
3. Beatking, still being Beatking
Smh don't act like I'm da only one dat ever did some sexual stuff in church, I been sucking titties at church since the 7th grade— CLUBGOD AMEN! (@BEATKINGKONG) September 15, 2013
2. Bun B, in the fray
Best part: The guy at the end of the video looking for his high-five to be reciprocated.
1. Deandre Hopkins, further still in the fray
Everyone's favorite Texan (until he drops a pass, at which point we will all immediately demand he be traded).
BONUS. None other than Sir Mix-a-Lot, responding to Rocks Off's suggestions for further Texans halftime entertainment from Friday
We told you, Bullock.
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