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Tom DeLay to Debut the "Bitch Slap" on Dancing With the Stars Next Month

News is leaking out of Hollywood that former U.S. House Majority Leader and mugshot model Tom DeLay

will be part of the cast of next season's ABC hoofer ratings smash Dancing With the Stars.

What hasn't come out yet is DeLay's plans to debut a new dance called the "Bitch Slap," an arm-movement-heavy variation of the foxtrot inspired by

New York Times

columnist Paul Krugman. Rocks Off can't wait for DeLay to try the Bitch Slap on his lady partner, whoever she may be, while fellow

Dancing

contestants Michael Irvin and mixed martial arts champ Chuck Liddell are looking on.

The new season begins September 21. The opening line on how long DeLay lasts is longer than pro snowboarder Louis Vito, but not nearly as long as either Kelly Osbourne or Donny Osmond.

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