Chris Victorio

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By Christopher Victorio and Ben Westhoff

We love you, Electric Daisy Carnival Las Vegas. In fact, here are five reasons why you rule the roost.

But my oh my you dance funky. We're not saying we're any better; truth is, we're utterly captivated by you and your awkward ways. Were God to create a third left foot, we know you would utilize it. Here, then, are the top ten awkward EDC Las Vegas dance move GIFs.

If this girl looks a little tentative it's because she's worried she doesn't have enough bracelets on. Unfortunately for you haters, though, she's got three dozen more in her fanny pack!

If this lady could keep from ripping all of her shirts, she's marriage material.

What with his camo pants and forearm armor, we could see this guy slowly creeping through the jungle. But instead of seeking out the enemy he's looking for some groovy monkeys to chillax with.

These guys decided to straight party like it was nineteen-ninety-bro. Swag!

This guy proves that it's not about skills or moves or being limber or being hot or even really being that awake. It's about a mustache and a bulge.

When you're a one-man whirling dervish of raving badassness, walking becomes obsolete.

It's so easy to identify heterosexuals nowadays. They just give themselves away.

Somebody get this dude a nautilus machine before he loses his mind and flies away!

Get up, everybody. Whoooo! This is amazing. EDC forever! What do you mean they haven't started the music yet?

Derek Jeter's little brother was given bad directions to the pool party.

SEE ALSO:

EDC 2012: The Underground Has Left the Building

The Night After Cancellation, EDC Closes Fest With Massive Turnout

EDC 2012: Calvin Harris Plays CDs of Himself Singing

EDC Vegas Pulls Plug on Music Due to High Winds

EDC 2012: Coachella or Electric Daisy Carnival: Which One Is Better?

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