What's Your Favorite Musician Joke?
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. What do you throw a banjo player if he's drowning? His banjo. What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? You can tune a lawnmower. What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? Terrorists have sympathizers. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza. What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard. What happened when the bassist locked his keys in his car? It took ten minutes to get the drummer out. Yeah, we got a million of 'em... or actually, we don't. Tell us - what's the best musician joke you've ever heard?
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