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Would YOU Let A Band That Looks Like This Entertain Your Children?

Rocks Off just thought we'd ask. Because if so - and you live in Finland, and are, like, the CEO of Nokia or something - Hevisaurus will probably play your kid's next birthday party. These GWAR-meets-Barney boys come to us from over at Dlisted, where they're today's winners of the gossip site's furiously contested "Hot Sluts of the Day" no-prize.

Get a load of this video - Heavisaurus actually rocks in a Joan Jett "I Hate Myself for Loving You" kinda way. Still, Rocks Off can't help thinking there must have been an awful lot of Taaka bottles lying around when the idea for this band was - wait for it - hatched.

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Chris Gray has been Music Editor for the Houston Press since 2008. He is the proud father of a Beatles-loving toddler named Oliver.
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