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10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

The '80s, man. People thought the '70s were pretty bad when it came to fashion, but the '80s tried everything possible to be even worse.

Especially in the realm of women's workout gear. In case you've forgotten, here are ten reminders from the weird, wonderful Tumblr page of Retrospace.

10. Stop staring at me!! Yeah, the "crotch in your face" angle is strange, but it's the very weird eyes that go the extra mile in creeping you out.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

9. This goes here, then over there, then through the loop... The instructions on how to put this thing on seem so complex it would hardly be worth the effort just to do curls with six-ounce weights.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

8. Underarms are sexy Whether you're a "cover girl" or "panther," you seem highly frightened by your surroundings and a little too preoccupied with your underarms.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

7. Who's got the bigger bulge?

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

 

6. Jesus dude loves your leg warmers Why you would ear a corsage to work out, however, we're not sure.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

5. It's not easy being green When you tumble into the arms of a man in a classic "meet cute" scenario, you want to be absolutely sure your eyeshade casts your face in a sickly green glow.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

4. Above the belly button, please Did Cheryl Tiegs get a wedgie or did she take her pants-wearing tips from Florida retirees?

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

 

3. Is the belt really necessary?

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

2. Kind of Blue Again, we are glad to know that the belly button remains the guideline for how high to pull up your shorts. And your leggings.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

1. Canasta night at the senior center Not really an exercise leotard, but hideous in its own right.

10 Very Awful '80s Workout-Leotard Photos

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