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12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

The temperatures have finally started getting hot and muggy -- not that we were looking forward to that or anything -- so swimsuit season is almost here.

We went looking for bikini pictures, and on Flickr's Creative Commons page found many from something called The Bikini Open. A dozen of them cried out for glorification via haiku, so we had little choice but to go all 5-7-5 on them.

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

The Shopper's Dilemma Gruene General Store Why put "open" sign so high? I try to read; can't

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Lesson Unlearned Missed "bend over" class Now I'm completely confused I feel so alone

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

What Isn't Seen I lean on nothing Airbrushed out is man giving To me doggie-style

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Glories of Nature Thigh-muscled woman Why wear cheesy boots today? Oh, right: cow patties  

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Paint It Black Goth girl will try out Your "bikini pose" bullshit But she prays for clouds

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Syrup Siren Thou cup the flowers Nicely, but Aunt Jemima wants her do-rag back

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Fear Not Danger? Not for a Real Housewife of New Jersey Like you, with pre-nup  

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

An Explanation A hose while in pool? Seems wasteful. Then again, it Looks like money shot

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Modern Science Lonely girl has ball Hard, plastic. Actually She has three of them

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Learning the Rules If chair girl would just Play nice with photographer She'll face front next time  

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

A World Askew Planet tilts to right Think! Think! What to do? Oh yes: Must hold on with hand

12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

Scientific Inquiry Kandi, are you sure This is best way to check out Eclipse of the sun?


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