12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute
The temperatures have finally started getting hot and muggy -- not that we were looking forward to that or anything -- so swimsuit season is almost here.
We went looking for bikini pictures, and on Flickr's Creative Commons page found many from something called The Bikini Open. A dozen of them cried out for glorification via haiku, so we had little choice but to go all 5-7-5 on them.
The Shopper's Dilemma Gruene General Store Why put "open" sign so high? I try to read; can't
Lesson Unlearned Missed "bend over" class Now I'm completely confused I feel so alone
What Isn't Seen I lean on nothing Airbrushed out is man giving To me doggie-style
Paint It Black Goth girl will try out Your "bikini pose" bullshit But she prays for clouds
Syrup Siren Thou cup the flowers Nicely, but Aunt Jemima wants her do-rag back
An Explanation A hose while in pool? Seems wasteful. Then again, it Looks like money shot
Modern Science Lonely girl has ball Hard, plastic. Actually She has three of them
A World Askew Planet tilts to right Think! Think! What to do? Oh yes: Must hold on with hand
Scientific Inquiry Kandi, are you sure This is best way to check out Eclipse of the sun?
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