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12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

Is Thanksgiving the un-sexiest holiday ever? Maybe. Unless the possibility of drunken sex with your tipsy divorced aunt or uncle trips your trigger, of course.

But America -- back when it really was America -- was not going to be dictated to by prudes trying to keep the hawtness out of the day. The pin-up industry worked hard to come up with turkey-themed product, and the results were....odd, to say the least.

It helps, of course, that a turkey is perhaps the least-sexiest animal imaginable, outside of a camel. But even if the photographers just stuck with a Pilgrim theme, you can still feel the desperation.

Here are 12 attempts to bring sexy back to Thanksgiving.

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

12. Kinky So the Pilgrims were into a little handcuff/S&M? It would have livened up every high school production of The Crucible.

11. Subtle "Check out dis ass, fellas!!!" (Helpful locator arrow included.) And isn't the whole point of Thanksgiving the peaceful celebrating between Pilgrims and Native Americans? On the other hand, it wouldn't be the last time a Thanksgiving dinner devolved into violence.

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

10. A beer bong! Or maybe it's a blunderbuss. Because, you know, that turkey could go into kung-fu self-defense mode any second now.  

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

9. Suck on this Marilyn Monroe taunts a turkey over his imminent, blood-spattered demise.

8. A modern take A noble attempt to keep the dying art of Making Thanksgiving Sexy alive for a new generation.

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

7. Don't bogart that peace pipe That look on her face tells it all. Turn up the Phish, dude.  

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

6. A frantic last-second plea to spare a life "Swimsuit lady, I'll do whatever you say! Just let me live!!" (We'd honestly bet that this picture, with her holding a glass of water, is referencing the old 'turkeys drown in the rain" theory. People were weird back then.)

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

5. The swinging Sixties "That's it, baby, rub that turkey all over your naked body...oh, yeah..." We're guessing the drugs helped.

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Early Years Nothing says "sexy" more than a pin-up, with every square inch of her torso covered, teasing a helpless animal before she takes a huge ax to its neck.  

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

3. Yeah, it's a stretch But at least you see some skin.

12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

2. Dancing at the execution If there's anything that makes her want to dance, it's killing a leashed animal and feasting on it. Music, maestro, please!!

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1. Seriously, boss -- you try making a sexy turkey picture This artist just threw up his hands, and you can't blame him.


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