$2.99 Grand Slams at Denny's on Black Friday
Let's say for the moment you plan on being out early on Black Friday. Let's also say your four hours of sitting in line followed by the frenzied trampling of other humans to buy the hundred-dollar laptop and three-hundred-dollar flat screen television you are going to sell on Ebay has left you hungry and nearly broke. Well, my friend, you are in luck.
Between midnight and 8 a.m. this Friday, Denny's will be offering its Grand Slam breakfast for only $2.99. That's right, even Denny's has a doorbuster this year.
Denny's calls its Grand Slam breakfast and Black Friday "American traditions" celebrating, we assume, being fat and greedy. But, if you are feeling festive from the blaring of songs from the Wilson Phillips Christmas over local retailer loudspeakers, Denny's has something for you too, holiday boy.
You can try out the Holiday Turkey Melt, complete with stuffing and cranberry honey-mustard spread, just like mom used to make. If you have a sweet tooth, grab an order of the Pancake Puppies (not made with real puppy). They also have all the regular stuff. We are partial to the Moons Over My Hammy.
So, put down that doughnut, my good man. Throw out that kolache, dear lady, because nothing puts the "ho" in "holidays" like 3 a.m. at Denny's.
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