A New Reveille for Texas A&M
Reveille VII, the collie that has served as a mascot for Texas A&M University for seven years, is retiring. Purely as a protest for the firing of Dennis Franchione, we’re sure. A&M has appointed a committee to determine whether the next Reveille should be a collie too, or whether it’s time to go with a different type of dog. We’re here to help.
Fifi: She may look like pampered, soft, decadent Eurotrash, but put the A&M banner on her and she’s fearsome. Also, please change the A&M colors to pink and puce.
Reveille Toujours: Ditch that hayseed image in an instant with the elegant, cultured look a poodle provides. John Mackovic reportedly tried to replace Bevo with one of these back in his UT days.
Wrinkles: Just like the A&M football program, this Shar-Pei is saggy, baggy and bored. He also has the sad countenance that comes with hiring a retread like Mike Sherman as your head coach.
Da Dogg: Blinged out, pissed, probably full of steroids: The face of the future at Kyle Field. We’re sure he’ll get his degree, too.
Ol’ Baldy: College football is all about speed, and this guy here is all about aerodynamics. Not to mention showing off his doggie penis.
Houston Texans vs. Arizona Cardinals
TicketsSun., Nov. 19, 12:00pm
Rice Owls Football vs. North Texas
TicketsSat., Nov. 25, 12:00pm
Houston Texans vs. San Francisco 49ers
TicketsSun., Dec. 10, 12:00pm
Houston Texans vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
TicketsMon., Dec. 25, 3:30pm
Houston Open - Good Any One Day Grounds
TicketsSun., Apr. 1, 11:59pm
Triumph: The traditions of Kyle Field, College Station and the 12th Man are all very good…for me to (come on, you know the rest).