Athlete Twitter #FF: Philadelphia 76er Joel Embiid
Rookie Joel Embiid is becoming a Twitter star.
When you're the third pick in the NBA draft, there are a ton of expectations.
Even with the relatively mitigated risk of the rookie wage scale, fans in the city that drafted a player are expecting some sort of return on the team's investment in the player, and on their investment in season tickets. For young players, that can be a lot of pressure.
Now, when you're injured and can't help the team, that's a different kind of pressure altogether. Yes, it's important to heal properly, but eventually fans get impatient, especially in a cauldron like Philadelphia. What's a young player, especially one with, say, a debilitating foot injury, to do?
Well, so far, Sixers rookie center Joel Embiid seems to have found a solution.
Embiid, who was slated to be the No. 1 overall pick in the draft (and, as it turns out, a teammate of LeBron James) before a broken foot was revealed in a redraft physical with the Cavs, has adopted the tack that if he can't entertain and produce on the floor, then dammit, he's going to do it in social media.
Actually, his first truly entertaining, high-profile foray on Twitter involved James. Apparently despondent over missing out on the opportunity to potentially play with him in Cleveland, Embiid tried to recruit James to Philadelphia to play with the Sixers (which would have been the ultimate test of LeBron's greatness, for sure).
@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 1, 2014
I hope i'm not gonna get fined already with those Lebron's tweets is it legal to recruit over twitter @NBA ?— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 3, 2014
Day 3: still no answers............— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 4, 2014
Okay, that's maybe one of the greatest Twitter sequences by a young player ever. A 19-year-old center for arguably the worst team in the league recruiting the greatest player of the past 15 years. Awesome.
But even better than Embiid's recruitment of LeBron might be his pivot move on Kim Kardashian and subsequent recruitment of Rihanna from this week. It started with a subtle hint....
I wanna tweet so badly but I can't— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
...then the revelation that his love of Kim was going unrequited (y'know, that whole married to Kanye thing)...
Ok so @kimkardashian hasn't DM'd yet...... Should she be blocked too? I'm ready to block her though— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
These girls ain't loyal— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
...no, they ain't, you're right, Joel. Also, we interrupt this shunning of Kim Kardashian to give this tweet bragging about killing wild jungle animals.....
BREAKING NEWS: Moving on from kk to Rihanna— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
Hey baby holla at me!! Dinner at giorgios at 930pm @rihanna????— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
More:Embiid's reaction"You know in life, you need to experience new things and I just thought that I should shift my attention to a new girl— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
...and updates on Rihanna's "decision"...
SOURCES: Rihanna is considering JOEL EMBIID's offer— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
.....this is definitely better than his recruitment of LeBron.....
RENDEZ VOUS tonight ( that's actually French words) I bet she will love it when I speak french. They all do actually— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
....getting ready to go out....
Fresh cut..... Getting ready for dinner http://t.co/NNIfKyZQzx— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Almost 930...... Tonight is gonna fun pic.twitter.com/UoSB7AbRbf— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?Take it, take it baby, baby Take it, take it; love me— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
....culminates in a bartender too stingy to give our underaged rook a alcohol-less beverage.
This server has no chill. All I want is a shirley temple— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Embiid is expected to be out for four to six months rehabbing and recovering from the broken foot. This means he will have a LOT of Twitter time on his hands. This is great news for all of us.
(Not sure if it's great news for Rihanna, though.)
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