BARC Puppy Literally Washed Down The Drain
A stray puppy at BARC was placed in the wrong cage and washed down the drain last Thursday night, Health and Human Services Spokeswoman Kathy Barton confirmed today.
But now that the city is planning on throwing $208,000 at the
problem, via "change agent" Gerry Fusco, we can only hope that no more
puppies have to be sucked down a drain anytime soon.
Maybe he can figure out a way that a city animal shelter doesn't have to, um, depend on another shelter to get its act together. Or maybe the city should just give $208,000 to the Houston Humane Society. But a more realistic option might be to just flush $208,000 down the drain, right after that poor goddamn puppy.
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