You get all dressed up, get taken downtown and then learn that this thing called The Nutcracker does not include ANY SpongeBob SquarePants. What can you do except fall to the floor in an apparently futile gesture? It's not a grand jeté; maybe it's a grand ennui. To view image larger, click here.
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