Bill White In Drag: Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
We assume White has just sucked down a joint
Bill White is embracing the bald.
As part of a birthday celebration (and a way to get e-mail addresses), the campaign is urging people to send White a e-card wishing many happy returns of the day.
Each time you do, a hair will be added to White's picture, they say, or something like that.
Enough good wishes, and he will be seen looking like Willie Nelson, Don Henley, or....Beyonce?
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That's one of the options. Twenty thousand clicks gets White with a Beyonce haircut. Lip-synching to "Single Ladies" in JR's with a lame dress and silk panties? The campaign website doesn't say, but we have to assume so.
Beyonce's hair isn't the grand prize, either.
That honor -- if 25,000 hits are reached -- goes to....Rick Perry.
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