Caption This: Football Hero Rick Perry on His Knees
Another installment in our occasional series of "Caption This," in which no fabulous door prizes or take-home games are awarded.
Above is a screen-cap from EA Sports' video of Governor Rick Perry as an Aggie quarterback, which is a step up from his actual role as an Aggie
cheerleader yell leader. We await the EA video where Perry is shown actually funding public education at a decent level.
Anyway, what's a good caption for this?
-- Let's just see what Jesus thinks about that play call
-- Your eyes are freaking me the hell out, sir
-- Why yes, I find the palm of my hand unduly fascinating
Have at it (and we can guess where some of you will take it)....
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