Tomorrow brings a rare chance to see awful-jersey awesomeness, as the Astros will be wearing their love-'em-or-hate-'em rainbow jerseys.
Each month this season brings a different throwback jersey for Friday night home games, and it's the rainbow's turn.
The first two months featured the smoking-gun Colt .45 jersey and the fine-looking shooting star. Things will be going downhill from here on in, though.
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J.R. Richard will be on hand to celebrate his placement on the Astros' Walk of Fame, but not to have his jersey retired (unless the Astros are planning a surprise announcement).
The first 10,000 fans will also get a rainbow-jersey shirt, which of course will be festooned with corporate logos.
At least the team will be wearing the pure, hideous version. Get ready to be dazzled.