Classy Dallas Couple Breaks In Jerry Jones' New Stadium
As if the billion-dollar boondoggle that is the Dallas Cowboys' new stadium isn't white-trash enough ("Look at our huge teevee!!"), Deadspin is offering visual proof that the fans are living up to their part of the Redneck Riviera image.
Yes, it's a video of a guy -- wearing a Michael Irvin jersey, of course -- banging his heart's betrothed on the floor of a bathroom stall.
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-- Does whichever Kardashian sister is under him realize that's not really Michael Irvin?
-- The camera didn't catch Charles Haley waiting his turn outside the stall.
-- Are you MAD woman?? That grout hasn't set yet!!
The guy who took the video, who goes by the nom de net of Elliot Boney, says the couple finished "by hand" and, as they exited, were told "See you on YouTube!!"
"Bring it on," the man allegedly replied, in true W fashion.
Way to go, Big D.
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