Since the Astros are looking utterly dismal, let's glance back when things could be worse -- at least you're not sweltering in direct sunlight on metal bleachers watching bad baseball.
And, as this newsreel footage tells us, "Houston's usherettes are the living end."
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God, it must have been terrible to go to a game in Colts Stadium.