Coming Down From the Heights
Highlights from Hair Balls
I am a big fan of the Houston Heights. I lived there for the better part of 15 years and spent countless summer days at my grandparents' house just about eight blocks east of there. It has so many things that make it a desirable place to live, from the big old oak trees to the quaint shops to the location so close to town. It's a far different place from when I bought there back in 1996.
At that time, there was still regular gunfire nearby. I saw a car chase right on my block complete with one car blowing out the back window of the other with a shotgun in a drug deal gone bad. About 2 a.m. one New Year's Eve, I heard the familiar sound of a machine gun — yes, fully auto and everything — being fired off just down the street. Of course, my house cost about one-third what it would now — when I sold in 2009, I got substantially more than double what I had paid — and my guess is that the OK Corral-style shootouts are mostly a thing of the past.
Still, over the years, the growth and the popularity of the charming neighborhood have begun to take their toll. The gentrification has begun in earnest and doesn't appear to have been beaten back in quite the same way it has been in the Montrose. But the Heights has never had the level of commercial and retail development that Westheimer has, so this is happening more to the homes and streets themselves, which is why, if you live there, I think it might be time to consider a move.
5. Crazy Development
Beyond the strip centers that are ever so slowly making their way into the area, the biggest threat is from homebuilders, who have taken — as they do in so many places — to buying up single lots and cramming four town homes onto them just feet apart from one another. Where lovely wood-frame, pier-and-beam bungalows used to stand, there are now brick squares three stories high. Trees are cut down for more land space, and if the developers don't build town homes, they put in homes so skinny you could touch both walls with your arms outstretched, so two could fit in a space designed for one. It's much like what began in West University years ago, but with more reckless abandon.
4. The Death of Front-Porch Living
I'm not just talking about the fact that so many of the aforementioned new home developments have as their front door to the street a garage door instead of an actual front porch. I'm also talking about the slow disappearance of friendly neighbors right on your block. One of the really wonderful features of a porch is how it draws people out into the front yard. Houstonians are naturally friendly, so being there and seeing others lends itself to getting to know one another. As this style of home begins to disappear, so does this type of lifestyle so intrinsic to life in this historic hood.
3. The Events That Overrun the Neighborhood
Years ago, I rented space in an antique shop on 19th Street. At the time, there was very little in the way of marketing being done to interest people in visiting the shops that lined the street. Restaurants came and went — I still miss the fantastic croissant breakfast sandwich I got at Kaldi Cafe before it was shuttered and became Shade — but most of the shops remained relatively the same. Only, very few young people knew they were there. The merchants got together and came up with the idea of a holiday event to coincide with the holiday Home Tour. Soon there were other events, like White Linen Night, which completely inundated the entire area with drunk visitors. It might sound more sophisticated than the Westheimer Arts Festival, but the results have unfortunately become similar, which is why the Arts Fest was kicked out of the Montrose.
2. Chains Slowly Creeping In
For years, Starbucks tried to get a spot near 19th Street but was rebuffed. Now a Starbucks sits conveniently across the street from a giant Walmart and next to Jimmy John's, Chipotle, the Corner Bakery and other chain establishments just across the freeway from Heights Boulevard. Slowly but surely, chain restaurants and stores are replacing independents. Fortunately, there are still some outstanding local eateries and shops around, but the new, widespread development should be a concern to residents.
1. The Cost
Not only does a 1,100-square-foot bungalow cost well into the $300,000 range, but the escalating real estate market is driving the diversity right out of the neighborhood. For years, remodeled homes sat next to small, old rent houses. Now an empty lot costs more than $200K. Just the dirt. I'm glad the housing market has grown so dramatically in Houston. It certainly benefited me. But the explosion in the Heights has gotten out of hand and with all the money in property, it's no wonder developers are moving in and destroying the character of the neighborhood. Frankly, if I owned a house that I bought there even ten years ago, I'd cash out now while the values are this high.
Houston Needs Hockey
Houston Needs an NHL Team: An Open Letter.
Dear Whoever Has Enough Money to Buy Hockey Teams:
Two weeks ago my hockey-loving husband and I headed up to the Big D to watch the New York Rangers take on the Dallas Stars. As transplants from New York, we were rooting for the Rangers, and (no surprise) they won. Regardless of victor, the American Airlines Arena was completely packed. As we pushed our way out of the crowd, we both mused to each other over the same question:
Why in the hell doesn't Houston have a national hockey team?
When the Houston Aeros, Houston's AHL team, announced last year that they would not be returning to H-Town in the 2013-2014 season but were picking up and moving to Des Moines, Iowa, as the Iowa Wild, Houston lost the closest thing it had to a hockey pastime. The rumors as to why the Aeros split town have less to do with Houston's interest in the sport and more to do with cashola. Apparently, the Minnesota Wild, the Aeros' affiliate NHL team, couldn't come up with a lease agreement with the Toyota Center — someone wanted more money and someone wanted to pay less; you guess which was which.
If you had never been to an Aeros game, you missed out. It was a good old time. The Toyota Center wasn't packed to the brim, but there was always a good-size crowd of people donning their green Aeros jerseys. The loss wasn't for lack of interest. In the 2011-2012 season, Aeros games were the fifth most attended in the league, and in 2012-2013 they ranked at No. 7. In fact, over the past nine years, the Aeros consistently landed in the top 10 of most attended AHL teams in the league. Houstonians want their hockey.
Undoubtedly, an NHL team, as opposed to an AHL team, would bring in a better audience. And let's throw our hockey pucks down on the table: Houston needs an NHL team. Why? Where should I start?
How about with the little detail that Houston is the fourth-largest city in the country and soon enough will be No. 3. "But Houston is so hot," you say. So what? So's Dallas. Additionally, there is Florida, which has two hockey teams, the Florida Panthers and the Tampa Bay Lighting, and it's not only hotter and smaller in both of those places, but also...it's Florida. California has three hockey teams and one of them is based on a horrible movie starring Emilio Estevez.
How does Texas have only one NHL team, and, furthermore, how is that team in Dallas? Think of the glorious potential of having a Houston/Dallas hockey rivalry. This isn't football, where you pretend to wrestle on the field; hockey has full-on battle royals with blood and guts on ice skates! I guarantee that our hockey team could kick Dallas's hockey team's ass, and we don't even have a team.
Friction with Dallas aside, Houston is a city filled with transplants. I don't need to remind you of the multitude of findings that have come out over the past few years that people cannot stop moving here. Even U-Haul filed a report saying that Houston was the most moved-to city in 2012. With all these different folks, how could there not be a large percentage of hockey fans, who, sadly, don't have a local team to support and give their money to? We have moolah to spend on frivolities; let us spend it on sports. Did you hear me say that, whoever is in charge of getting this done? We want to spend money on sports in Houston.
Speaking of sports, Houston has had some rough times this past year. I don't want to sour anybody's pickle, but we need a team to root for right about now. No offense to the Rockets and the Dynamo; you guys are doing okay; I just don't personally care for either of you.
Here's another thing worth mentioning about the sport: Hockey players are pretty hot. Jeff Carter, Carey Price, Henrik Lundqvist and, let us never forget, Sean Avery, gone but never forgotten, all incredibly good-looking guys who are manly enough to don a pair of ice skates. Houston's sports teams need some eye candy up in this piece.
Additionally, right now hockey's East division has two more teams than the West, so it's a perfect time to get in while the getting is good and even the score. Plus, this week was really cold, so Houston just feels like a hockey kind of town.
And Tyler Myers of the Sabres was born in Houston, so there's that, too.
I am aware there are a lot of logistics to bringing a hockey team over from another city, but we are a huge city, filled with people from all over the country who are missing their hometown teams, with an arena already in place and a desperate need for some hot sports stars (sorry, Case).
Let's do this, Houston!
A hockey fan
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