Comment of the Day: Ably Fulfilling the DWI Cliche
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We wrote yesterday about a DWI cop for the Houston Police Department who got arrested for, well, DWI. The cop told police he had had only two beers, something one reader took note of.
Every DWI cop says "they always say 'only two beers.'"
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